Last Minute LOL Halloween Costumes

If you know me, you know I come from a Halloween-obsessed family. My Dad has a walk-through Haunted House on Halloween night for our neighborhood every year. I’ve seen kids throw their candy in the air and run away, and adults that won’t even go into the house because he takes it that seriously and honestly it’s pretty creepy. I’ll post a video to my instagram story this year when my mom sends me one. His friends even dress up and jump out to scare you when walking through… so yeah it runs in the family.

When I was little, my dad would come into my room at night with his scariest mask on and creep slowly towards me “tucking me in.” Talk about scarring a kid for life…


This year we are heading down to San Diego for the NAVY vs. NOTRE DAME game on Saturday, but don’t worry we have our costumes ready to go out on Friday night ;) Will I ever grow out of dressing up for Halloween? The answer is NO.

If you need some extra help in finding that easy-but-funny-but-didn’t-try-to-hard-and-it’s-not-overdone costume, (everything I’ve linked is from Amazon Prime baby) then this is the place for you. Check out some of my ideas and hopefully something works for you!

1. Guy Fieri

Ever since Chrissy Teigen dressed up as Guy Fieri (third picture) it’s all I can think about when watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. Convince the bartenders to let you taste all the food and drinks “for your show” and I’d say it would be a successful Halloween night.

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2. Post Malone

Flannel. Fake cig. Foil grill. Hair in small braids. Eyeliner tattoos on your face/hands. Don’t bathe for a week. Voi-la!


3. Grandma / Grandpa

I feel like you can do a lot with this look with just the makeup alone and adding lots of wrinkles! Add a mumu or robe and glasses and you are good to go. I love the first picture and idea of stuffing your robe. How funny would it be to watch Grandma get down dancing to I LIKE IT LIKE THAT.



I was this for one year last minute and GOT NO PICTURES OF IT. Like who the hell am I?!? I take 72 of the same picture of my damn avocado toast but didn’t get a pic of this?? smh. It was so easy though and was definitely a hit… plus got to be in sweatpants all night. Only one ragret.


5. Mime

Fun Fact: I was a mime for like three years in a row in elementary school. Does that explain something?? Not sure - but if you want an excuse to not talk to guys who hit on you dressed as football players or not dressing up at all (LAME) then this is the costume for you!


Happiest Halloween my witches.